Fundamentally Irresponsible vs. The Pontificator

Beyond the Big O vs. Mighty M fight for the Presidency, US citizens are laden with a collateral choice between Fundamentally Irresponsible Ms Ditzy P vs. Pontification Incarnate Joe Blah-Blah-Blah. Wow. This is what the political "process" graces us all with. How awful. Something is seriously wrong with democracy when such "talent" rises to positions of potential leadership. There must be a better way.