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Homeless compete for cash; honesty at work... Phobic tattoo quotes Leviticus which also forbids... Tattooing! German arm wrestler is one-limbed Popeye... 'Midget Cup' at horse race slammed... 'Ho White' isn't "sweet", angers Disney... Aussie chooses Pet Croc, divorces husband... Why are half of these Australian?-)